Not Sharing My Fries Wedding Greeting Card
🍟 True love means sharing everything… except fries.
Some things are sacred, and French fries are one of them. This funny and relatable greeting card is perfect for couples who know the struggle—because love is eternal, but so is the disappointment of an unexpected fry theft. Whether you’re celebrating an engagement, wedding, or anniversary, this card is a crispy, golden way to bring a smile to your favorite fry enthusiast.
Perfect for:
• Funny wedding card for couples who love food as much as each other
• Anniversary card for partners who believe in love, but also in boundaries
• Engagement congratulations for couples with a great sense of humor
• Pre-wedding gift to your spouse-to-be—because fries come second, but love comes first
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Quality that stands out – premium materials for a card that’s worth keeping
• Design-forward & thoughtfully made – eye-catching, modern, and never generic
• Sustainable choice – printed on FSC-certified recycled paper because great design shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
🍟 True love means sharing everything… except fries.
Some things are sacred, and French fries are one of them. This funny and relatable greeting card is perfect for couples who know the struggle—because love is eternal, but so is the disappointment of an unexpected fry theft. Whether you’re celebrating an engagement, wedding, or anniversary, this card is a crispy, golden way to bring a smile to your favorite fry enthusiast.
Perfect for:
• Funny wedding card for couples who love food as much as each other
• Anniversary card for partners who believe in love, but also in boundaries
• Engagement congratulations for couples with a great sense of humor
• Pre-wedding gift to your spouse-to-be—because fries come second, but love comes first
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Quality that stands out – premium materials for a card that’s worth keeping
• Design-forward & thoughtfully made – eye-catching, modern, and never generic
• Sustainable choice – printed on FSC-certified recycled paper because great design shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
🍟 True love means sharing everything… except fries.
Some things are sacred, and French fries are one of them. This funny and relatable greeting card is perfect for couples who know the struggle—because love is eternal, but so is the disappointment of an unexpected fry theft. Whether you’re celebrating an engagement, wedding, or anniversary, this card is a crispy, golden way to bring a smile to your favorite fry enthusiast.
Perfect for:
• Funny wedding card for couples who love food as much as each other
• Anniversary card for partners who believe in love, but also in boundaries
• Engagement congratulations for couples with a great sense of humor
• Pre-wedding gift to your spouse-to-be—because fries come second, but love comes first
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Quality that stands out – premium materials for a card that’s worth keeping
• Design-forward & thoughtfully made – eye-catching, modern, and never generic
• Sustainable choice – printed on FSC-certified recycled paper because great design shouldn’t come at the planet’s expense
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
