I'm a Grumpy Goose Keychain

For those “not today” moments.

Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.

Perfect for:

• A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls

• The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters

• A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag

• A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump

Product details:

• Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details

• Size: 2.5" x 1.25"

• Comes with a sturdy gold keyring

• Ships from New Jersey with love

• Free shipping on orders $50+

• Wholesale inquiries welcome