I'm a Grumpy Goose Keychain

$15.00

For those “not today” moments.

Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.

Perfect for:

  • A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls

  • The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters

  • A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag

  • A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump

Product details:

  • Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details

  • Size: 2.5" x 1.25"

  • Comes with a sturdy gold keyring

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

For those “not today” moments.

Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.

Perfect for:

  • A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls

  • The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters

  • A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag

  • A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump

Product details:

  • Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details

  • Size: 2.5" x 1.25"

  • Comes with a sturdy gold keyring

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

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