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For those “not today” moments.
Some days, you're just not in the mood—and now you don’t have to explain. This bold enamel keychain says it all: I'm a Grumpy Goose. Whether you're stuck in traffic, dodging small talk, or just embracing your moody era, this keychain brings the vibes (and the warning). Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard and let it do the talking.
Perfect for:
A funny keychain gift for moody coworkers, friends, or roommates
Anyone with great taste in keychains and even better taste in sarcasm
A playful addition to your keys, tote bag, or weekender
People seeking a playful gift for their sassiest sidekick
Product details:
Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details
Size: 2.5" x 1.25"
Comes with a sturdy gold keyring
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
For those “not today” moments.
Some days, you're just not in the mood—and now you don’t have to explain. This bold enamel keychain says it all: I'm a Grumpy Goose. Whether you're stuck in traffic, dodging small talk, or just embracing your moody era, this keychain brings the vibes (and the warning). Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard and let it do the talking.
Perfect for:
A funny keychain gift for moody coworkers, friends, or roommates
Anyone with great taste in keychains and even better taste in sarcasm
A playful addition to your keys, tote bag, or weekender
People seeking a playful gift for their sassiest sidekick
Product details:
Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details
Size: 2.5" x 1.25"
Comes with a sturdy gold keyring
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome