I'm a Grumpy Goose Keychain
For those “not today” moments.
Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.
Perfect for:
✔ A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls
✔ The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters
✔ A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag
✔ A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump
Product details:
• Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details
• Size: 2.5" x 1.25"
• Comes with a sturdy gold keyring
The paper&stuff way:
Independent & Woman-Owned – Big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm.
Quality that lasts – Thoughtfully crafted for a keychain that stays with you.
Design-forward & distinctive – Because thoughtful details make all the difference.
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
For those “not today” moments.
Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.
Perfect for:
✔ A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls
✔ The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters
✔ A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag
✔ A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump
Product details:
• Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details
• Size: 2.5" x 1.25"
• Comes with a sturdy gold keyring
The paper&stuff way:
Independent & Woman-Owned – Big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm.
Quality that lasts – Thoughtfully crafted for a keychain that stays with you.
Design-forward & distinctive – Because thoughtful details make all the difference.
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
For those “not today” moments.
Some days, you’re the ray of sunshine. Other days? You’re a Grumpy Goose. This playful hard enamel keychain lets the world know exactly where you stand—without saying a word. Perfect for morning haters, introverts, and anyone who needs coffee before human interaction. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard for an everyday mood check.
Perfect for:
✔ A funny keychain for sarcastic, moody, or introverted souls
✔ The perfect small gift for grumpy friends and morning haters
✔ A playful addition to your keys, backpack, or tote bag
✔ A unique stocking stuffer or just-because gift for someone who embraces the grump
Product details:
• Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details
• Size: 2.5" x 1.25"
• Comes with a sturdy gold keyring
The paper&stuff way:
Independent & Woman-Owned – Big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm.
Quality that lasts – Thoughtfully crafted for a keychain that stays with you.
Design-forward & distinctive – Because thoughtful details make all the difference.
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome