I'm a Grumpy Goose Keychain

$15.00

For those “not today” moments.

Some days, small talk is canceled. This bold enamel keychain says “I’m a Grumpy Goose” loud and clear—no explanation needed. With polished gold details, a satisfying weight, and a retro-style font, it’s a funny goose gift and daily mood signal all in one. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard and let it do the talking.

Perfect for:

  • Sarcastic, funny enamel keychain gifts for coworkers or friends

  • A playful backpack charm or statement bag accessory

  • Anyone who wants to broadcast a “not today” vibe in style

Product details:

  • Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details

  • Size: 2.5" x 1.25"

  • Comes with a sturdy gold keyring

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

For those “not today” moments.

Some days, small talk is canceled. This bold enamel keychain says “I’m a Grumpy Goose” loud and clear—no explanation needed. With polished gold details, a satisfying weight, and a retro-style font, it’s a funny goose gift and daily mood signal all in one. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard and let it do the talking.

Perfect for:

  • Sarcastic, funny enamel keychain gifts for coworkers or friends

  • A playful backpack charm or statement bag accessory

  • Anyone who wants to broadcast a “not today” vibe in style

Product details:

  • Hard enamel keychain with polished gold details

  • Size: 2.5" x 1.25"

  • Comes with a sturdy gold keyring

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

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