Funny New Neighbor Card

A warm-ish welcome from the neighbors

They’re definitely watching... but like, in a nice way? This funny new neighbor card blends midcentury charm with a dash of delightful paranoia — the perfect welcome to the neighborhood card for anyone settling into a new home or apartment. Whether it’s a housewarming card for new homeowners, first apartments, or cross-country moves, it’s designed to add humor to those fresh-start moments.

Perfect for:

• Celebrating new homes and the joy of getting to know the new neighbors (even the spooky ones)

• First apartments or cross-country moves

• Pairing with housewarming gifts or other perfect new home gifts

Details:

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

• Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper

• Comes with a matching envelope

• Blank inside for your personal message

• Ships from New Jersey with love

• Free shipping on orders $50+

• Wholesale inquiries welcome