Funny greeting cards from a design-forward small business.
Bring laughs, smiles, and maybe even a snort to your friends, family, and coworkers with our collection of funny greeting cards. Whether you’re looking for witty birthday cards, sarcastic congratulations cards, or laugh-out-loud anniversary wishes, our humorous designs are perfect for every occasion. From cheeky one-liners to playful illustrations, these cards are guaranteed to deliver joy —and maybe a little sass— straight to their mailbox.
Funny Love Cards
Say “I love you” with a wink. Our funny love cards mix sweet sentiments with a side of sass, ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just because.
The card for anyone who’s figuring out dinner… again.
This funny greeting card is perfect for anyone who knows the struggle, whether it’s a partner, best friend, roommate, or even your perpetually hungry kid. A lighthearted way to celebrate relationships built on shared meals, takeout debates, and the never-ending question of what’s for dinner?
“Trying to figure out what's for dinner has been the bane of my adult life! My husband asks me about dinner every morning. I can't wait to give him this card!”
Perfect for:
Anniversary card or Valentine’s Day card for partners who can never decide on dinner.
Friends & roommates because you’ve shared one too many what should we eat? convos.
Parents & kids, especially if your kid asks for a snack right after dinner.
The coworker you’re always working late with and always has a dinner opinion.
Product details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper premium off-white textured paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside with plenty of space for a personal note, a shopping list, or a dinner suggestion
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
If building IKEA furniture together isn’t love, what is?
This clever greeting card celebrates the couples who’ve survived flat-pack assembly without breaking up. Designed for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or any just-because moment, it’s the perfect mix of wit, warmth, and relationship realness.
Check out the rest of the Modern Romance collection for hilarious relationship cards that sometimes feel almost too real.
Perfect for:
Couples who’ve mastered teamwork (and the Allen wrench)
Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or relationship milestones
A just-because card for your favorite DIY duo
Relationship milestone card for newlyweds, engaged couples, or longtime partners
Product details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own personal message
Designed with love, printed in the USA
Ships from New Jersey
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
A funny apology card for your binge-watching betrayal.
We’ve all been there—you skipped ahead, got caught, and now you need forgiveness. This playful apology card is perfect for smoothing things over with your TV-watching partner, turning drama into laughter.
Perfect for:
A funny apology card for breaking the Netflix “watch together” rule
Anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just-because moments
Saying sorry to your binge-watching boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or spouse
A humorous way to say “I love you” (even if you cheated on the show)
Details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own personal message
Designed with love, printed in the USA
Ships from New Jersey
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
Funny Baby Cards
Celebrate new arrivals with cards that make parents laugh between diaper changes. From cheeky congratulations to playful baby puns, we’ve got humor for the nursery.
The reviews are in: this baby is a masterpiece.
Our funny new baby card delivers a playful five-star welcome for proud parents, new arrivals, or baby showers. With colorful quotes and cheeky critic-style lines, this is the ultimate baby congratulations card—designed to make them laugh and feel the love.
Not sure what to write inside? Check out our guide for thoughtful new baby card messages.
Perfect for:
Funny newborn congratulations card for proud parents
Baby shower card for parents-to-be
Fun and lighthearted way to welcome a new arrival
Thoughtful gift for movie lovers, critics, or anyone who enjoys clever humor
Details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own personal message
Designed with love, printed in the USA
Ships from New Jersey
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
New baby. New sheriff. Also... maybe not from Earth.
This little bundle of joy comes with a cowboy hat and cosmic vibes. Whether they arrived via stork or spaceship, this card is ready to yee-haw them into the world.
Not sure what to write inside? Check out our guide for thoughtful new baby card messages.
Perfect for:
New parents with a sense of humor
Baby showers with personality
Friends who’d name their kid after a planet (and mean it)
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own message from the mothership
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
Welcome to the citrus circus.
This funny new baby card features a parent-and-baby lemon duo—perfect for new parents with a sense of humor. A playful pick for new arrivals—especially the kind that come with earplugs and chaos.
Not sure what to write inside? Check out our guide for thoughtful new baby card messages.
Perfect for:
New parents with a sense of humor
Baby showers or fresh arrivals
The “just like you” friend who’s now got a mini-me
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for personal pep talks
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
Send laughs, not yawns.
Wide range of funny birthday cards, humorous thank-you cards, and more
Cheeky, witty, and sarcastic designs for every personality
Perfect for coworkers, friends, and family with a great sense of humor
High-quality, eco-friendly paper and vibrant printing
Blank inside so your hilarious message can take center stage
Ships quickly from New Jersey with love
