Retirement Cocktail Greeting Card

$5.50

For the coworker, boss, or friend who's about to trade standups for stand-up paddleboarding. A bright cocktail, an umbrella, and "happy retirement." Celebratory about all the naps ahead, which is exactly the tone a good retirement card should strike.

Perfect for:

  • The coworker counting down to beachside margaritas

  • A boss or colleague leaving meetings behind for good

  • Retirement parties that call for cheer, not sentiment

  • Anyone trading deadlines for daiquiris

Product Details:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – Just the right size for a celebratory toast.

  • Printed on premium off-white textured paper – A high-quality feel that makes an impression.

  • Comes with a matching envelope – Because retirement should be stress-free.

  • Blank inside – Plenty of space for well wishes, inside jokes, or vacation recommendations.

  • Eco-friendly – Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper.

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

For the coworker, boss, or friend who's about to trade standups for stand-up paddleboarding. A bright cocktail, an umbrella, and "happy retirement." Celebratory about all the naps ahead, which is exactly the tone a good retirement card should strike.

Perfect for:

  • The coworker counting down to beachside margaritas

  • A boss or colleague leaving meetings behind for good

  • Retirement parties that call for cheer, not sentiment

  • Anyone trading deadlines for daiquiris

Product Details:

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – Just the right size for a celebratory toast.

  • Printed on premium off-white textured paper – A high-quality feel that makes an impression.

  • Comes with a matching envelope – Because retirement should be stress-free.

  • Blank inside – Plenty of space for well wishes, inside jokes, or vacation recommendations.

  • Eco-friendly – Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper.

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome