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Thanks for Teaching Me How to Stay Calm Greeting Card
💬 For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know if you’ve seen that one thing on the news. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
• Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
• Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
• Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Not your average greeting card – modern, witty, and totally relatable
• High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
• Minimalist design, maximum impact – clean typography with a side of humor
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
💬 For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know if you’ve seen that one thing on the news. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
• Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
• Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
• Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Not your average greeting card – modern, witty, and totally relatable
• High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
• Minimalist design, maximum impact – clean typography with a side of humor
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
💬 For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know if you’ve seen that one thing on the news. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
• Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
• Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
• Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
The paper&stuff way:
• Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
• Not your average greeting card – modern, witty, and totally relatable
• High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
• Minimalist design, maximum impact – clean typography with a side of humor
Details:
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Shipping:
• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome
