Sarcastic Dad Greeting Card

$5.50

💌 A heartfelt thank-you… laced with sarcasm.

Your dad didn’t just raise you—he made sure sarcasm was part of the family legacy. If his signature parenting style included dry humor, exaggerated eye rolls, and responses like “figure it out”, this is the perfect card to show your appreciation. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just a well-timed thanks for the emotional damage moment.

Perfect for:

Funny Father’s Day card for sarcastic dads
Dad birthday card with humor (because a sentimental one would be weird)
Appreciation card for dads who joke more than they hug

The paper&stuff way:

Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
Not your average greeting card – modern design, actually funny, and worth keeping
High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
Minimalist but witty – sleek typography meets bold personality

Details:

• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own (probably sarcastic) message

Shipping:

• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome

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💌 A heartfelt thank-you… laced with sarcasm.

Your dad didn’t just raise you—he made sure sarcasm was part of the family legacy. If his signature parenting style included dry humor, exaggerated eye rolls, and responses like “figure it out”, this is the perfect card to show your appreciation. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just a well-timed thanks for the emotional damage moment.

Perfect for:

Funny Father’s Day card for sarcastic dads
Dad birthday card with humor (because a sentimental one would be weird)
Appreciation card for dads who joke more than they hug

The paper&stuff way:

Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
Not your average greeting card – modern design, actually funny, and worth keeping
High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
Minimalist but witty – sleek typography meets bold personality

Details:

• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own (probably sarcastic) message

Shipping:

• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome

💌 A heartfelt thank-you… laced with sarcasm.

Your dad didn’t just raise you—he made sure sarcasm was part of the family legacy. If his signature parenting style included dry humor, exaggerated eye rolls, and responses like “figure it out”, this is the perfect card to show your appreciation. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just a well-timed thanks for the emotional damage moment.

Perfect for:

Funny Father’s Day card for sarcastic dads
Dad birthday card with humor (because a sentimental one would be weird)
Appreciation card for dads who joke more than they hug

The paper&stuff way:

Independent & woman-owned – big ideas, bold designs, small biz charm
Not your average greeting card – modern design, actually funny, and worth keeping
High-quality and sustainable – printed on premium FSC-certified recycled paper
Minimalist but witty – sleek typography meets bold personality

Details:

• A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
• Comes with a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your own (probably sarcastic) message

Shipping:

• Ships from New Jersey with love
• Free shipping on orders $50+
• Wholesale inquiries welcome

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