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Teaching Me to Stay Calm Sarcastic Greeting Card
For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know about something that’s really not worth the urgency. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
Details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know about something that’s really not worth the urgency. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
Details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome
For the parent who thinks "CALL ME!!!!" is a normal text.
You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know about something that’s really not worth the urgency. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.
Perfect for:
Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps
Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text
Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting
Details:
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper
Comes with a matching envelope
Blank inside for your own totally chill message
Ships from New Jersey with love
Free shipping on orders $50+
Wholesale inquiries welcome