Teaching Me to Stay Calm Sarcastic Greeting Card

$5.50

For the parent who text "CALL ME!!!!"

You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know about something that’s really not worth the urgency. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.

Perfect for:

  • Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps

  • Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text

  • Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting

Product details:

  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper

  • Comes with a matching envelope

  • Blank inside for your own totally chill message

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

For the parent who text "CALL ME!!!!"

You’re just minding your business when suddenly, an all-caps, exclamation-point-filled text pops up, sending you into an instant panic—only to find out they just want to know about something that’s really not worth the urgency. If this scenario feels a little too familiar, this is the perfect card to send them. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or just a gentle callout for their emergency-text-that’s-not-an-emergency habit.

Perfect for:

  • Funny Mother's Day card for moms who text in all caps

  • Sarcastic Father's Day card for parents who panic-text

  • Just-because card for parents who love dramatic texting

Product details:

  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") greeting card printed on off-white recycled paper

  • Comes with a matching envelope

  • Blank inside for your own totally chill message

  • Ships from New Jersey with love

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome