“Ask Your Mother” Father’s Day Card

$5.50

This Father’s Day card delivers a perfectly timed thank-you to the dad who mastered the art of deflection. Featuring the line, “Thanks for always being there to say, ‘ask your mother,’” it’s funny, knowing, and quietly affectionate (in a side-eye kind of way). Clean typography and a minimal layout keep the joke front and center, making it a great choice for dads who appreciate humor with a little self-awareness.

Perfect for:

  • Father’s Day cards with dry, understated humor

  • Dads who lean sarcastic, practical, or quietly funny

  • Longtime family jokes that never really go away

  • Adult kids looking for something witty but still warm

Product details:

  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") size on soft off-white paper

  • Comes with a matching envelope

  • Blank inside for your own wildly fun message

  • Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper

  • Ships from New Jersey

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome

This Father’s Day card delivers a perfectly timed thank-you to the dad who mastered the art of deflection. Featuring the line, “Thanks for always being there to say, ‘ask your mother,’” it’s funny, knowing, and quietly affectionate (in a side-eye kind of way). Clean typography and a minimal layout keep the joke front and center, making it a great choice for dads who appreciate humor with a little self-awareness.

Perfect for:

  • Father’s Day cards with dry, understated humor

  • Dads who lean sarcastic, practical, or quietly funny

  • Longtime family jokes that never really go away

  • Adult kids looking for something witty but still warm

Product details:

  • A2 (4.25" x 5.5") size on soft off-white paper

  • Comes with a matching envelope

  • Blank inside for your own wildly fun message

  • Printed on FSC-certified recycled paper

  • Ships from New Jersey

  • Free shipping on orders $50+

  • Wholesale inquiries welcome